Any attempt to refute said ownership of your balls would be futile. They belong to Mastodon now. I saw them live and they rocked my balls clean off. I am now sans balls. Their new song on the Aqua Teen movie soundtrack is further proof that when they are not out rockin’, they are at home, counting a huge pile of other people’s balls. Balls which they rocked off, and now own.
Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife
The lyrics alone make you want to contact a good attorney to ensure that you still in fact own your own balls.
If I see you videotaping this movie
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And saw your testicles
And turn your guts into snakes
This is a copyrighted movie for Time-Warner
If I found you sold it on eBay
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half
