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Lipitor

May 16, 2007 · 1 Comment

According to the official website, Lipitor is a cholesterol-lowering medication prescribed to help manage heart health. According to that crazy guy with the sign I see by Penn Station every evening on my way home, it’s dangerous, over prescribed, and made in FILTHY (CHILD RAPING) INDIA!!!

That’s right. He put child raping in parenthesis, squeezed high and tight in between filthy and India, almost as an afterthought. He must have been like, Hmm… what else can I say to disparage India? Oh, I know, not only is it filthy, it is a country full of rapists.


Give me Lipitor or give me DEATH!!!

Now maybe there is some validity to his claim that pharmaceutical companies are evil and they put profit before human life. Hell, I can’t go two days without my grandmother telling me how she won’t take certain arthritis medication because one of the side effects is DEATH. But please, leave poor India out of this. India is a beautiful country and I’m sure that if their child raping rates are higher than the rest of the world’s, it is only because of their proportionately higher population.

Lipitor is currently the largest selling drug in the world.

Categories: Health · Rape · Travel

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