From The Associated Press, via Yahoo News:
LOS ANGELES – Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, her publicist said Monday.
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That in and of itself is hilarious, but the real gold is to be found in one of Paula’s trademark sound bites:
“I took a nasty fall … trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm … my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip,”
So basically what Paula is telling us is that she fell on her fat vag, sustaining bruises all the way from her head to her choach. Gross.
In related news, Urban Dictionary defines “choach” as a large gaping pussy with fangs.
FANGS!?!?!?
Guy On Left: I just wanna eat it like a sandwich!!!
