What do you mean you already cast Glenn Close?
10. Has been honored by an organization called The Academy of Magical Arts.
09. His myspace page.
08. Claims that several of the tricks he performs are done through the power of the mind. That’s levitation, Holmes!
07. According to Wikipedia, he once played in a “heavy metal” band called Angel Dust and co-produced the “heavy metal” theme song of his television show.
06. Has been know to reveal the methods behind some of his tricks. A magician never tells!
05. His real name is Christopher Nicolas Sarantakos.
04. Will reportedly make his feature film debut playing, wait for it… a magician.
03. Still dresses like a 14 year old goth girl.
02. Recently proclaimed “love and admiration” for Cameron Diaz after stupid publicity stunt of David Blaine-like proportions.
…and the number one reason why Criss Angel, AKA Mind Fag, is a complete and utter douche bag:
01. He did magic at my mother’s wedding.
In all honesty, I can’t stay mad at Oprah. Although I was pissed when she selfishly chose The Road for her book club (see 
