Oprah demonstrates the meaning of the term “salad tossing” for the benefit of clueless mothers everywhere.
In her continued quest for literary credibility, Oprah has named another Pulitzer prize winning novel as her latest book club selection. Jeffrey Eugenides’ Middlesex, a heartwarming hermaphroditic epic about a young woman’s journey into manhood. What are you trying to tell us here, Oprah?
In all honesty, I can’t stay mad at Oprah. Although I was pissed when she selfishly chose The Road for her book club (see previous post), she did bring us McCarthy’s first televised interview ever. Granted, I had to become a member of Oprah.com to view it, but it was worth it. To maintain my anonymity, I signed up under the guise of an amusing nome de internet. Say hello to Oprah.com’s newest member, Incontinentia Buttocks! Take that, Oprah!
