What do you mean you already cast Glenn Close?
10. Has been honored by an organization called The Academy of Magical Arts.
09. His myspace page.
08. Claims that several of the tricks he performs are done through the power of the mind. That’s levitation, Holmes!
07. According to Wikipedia, he once played in a “heavy metal” band called Angel Dust and co-produced the “heavy metal” theme song of his television show.
06. Has been know to reveal the methods behind some of his tricks. A magician never tells!
05. His real name is Christopher Nicolas Sarantakos.
04. Will reportedly make his feature film debut playing, wait for it… a magician.
03. Still dresses like a 14 year old goth girl.
02. Recently proclaimed “love and admiration” for Cameron Diaz after stupid publicity stunt of David Blaine-like proportions.
…and the number one reason why Criss Angel, AKA Mind Fag, is a complete and utter douche bag:
01. He did magic at my mother’s wedding.
16 responses so far ↓
kfugrip // June 14, 2007 at 12:07 pm |
More Homophobia… come on man!
thejamminjabber // June 14, 2007 at 12:14 pm |
You come on! Just because that guy in your avatar is gay…
Amy // August 4, 2007 at 10:24 pm |
CRISS ANGEL IS NOT A DOUCHE BEEOTTCCHH
HVKJHG // October 4, 2007 at 2:38 pm |
cris angle just wants everyone to look at him cuz his dad never loved him
Stacey Wang // October 8, 2007 at 10:45 pm |
hehee- funny. I’ll make sure Criss stays away from my mother’s wedding, granted that she meets a guy.
josh // October 12, 2007 at 3:34 pm |
Indeed Criss angle is a douche
Criss "Almighty" Angel // November 21, 2007 at 5:42 am |
Hey!
Criss "Almighty" Angel // November 21, 2007 at 5:44 am |
I AM THE GREATEST FAGICIAN IN THE UNIVERSE! MY FAGIC TRICKS WILL BE REMEMBERED BY ALL FAGICIANS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!!…….and i love to suck the bitty…
Erika // December 18, 2007 at 10:14 pm |
Fuk you dick head your an ass hole thats just wants shit to write about for people to notice you!!Well good job because people are thinking about you….as the biggest Douche ever.Now fuck off bitch!!!!
thejamminjabber // December 18, 2007 at 10:51 pm |
Haha, that is quite literally one of the best comments I’ve ever received.
ben // January 5, 2008 at 6:25 am |
no magician in the history of magic has used as many camera tricks as chris angel. he is PATHETIC!!
see for yrself
##### // January 24, 2008 at 2:47 pm |
You are just jealous because you can’t float, or get run over by a steamroller or get chopped in a wood grinder and survive. Either that, or you’re Turkish. If I was you, I would hope Criss doesn’t find this website; he’s a lot more powerful than you. He makes thousands of dollars a month from TV contract cheques, has more fans than any other magician in the world, and is for the most part physically invincible. I doubt you could match a fraction of that.
thejamminjabber // January 24, 2008 at 2:50 pm |
Ha ha, you are probably right.
BRad // January 25, 2008 at 3:44 pm |
Um…scathing flame post here….no wait I think hes an idiot too…WTG
Ced // May 13, 2008 at 10:19 am |
Chris Angel is a complete douche bag. This maggot does the lamest tricks. This festering pussy hole should not even be considered a magician, he probably couldn’t even pull a rabbit out a hat in front of a real live audience.
I just saw an episode where Chris Angle pretends to read peoples minds. It did not even resemble magic, rather, it looked like a scripted TV show (a real lame sitcom with average acting).
Chris Angels idea of magic puts shame to the entire history of magic. His tricks are aimed at appealing to the degenerate viewers out there, who in some way, want to believe the rubbish they are shoveled by his show.
Magic is supposed to be fake, its an illusion to fool the viewer into thinking the trick is real. That is why it is called a trick; it is supposed to trick you. But don’t idolize this schmuck, he is the lowest form of a magician, appealing to the lowest common denominator of person. Idolize the real magicians like Houdini; who actually had some talent. His tricks were creative and performed with skill and careful planning. To in performing some tricks he risked his life. Now thats fucken hard!!! And much respect!!!
Chris Angel on the other hand is a pretty boy, and with his chiseled jaw and abs he draws viewers in. Do you think this guy risks anything but a fingernail, his tricks are made possible by video editing and a green screen.
Even with all the technology advancements Chris Angel fails to perform any tricks which are new and innovative. I say use the technological advancements to do something which will truly make audiences everywhere respect you, because until then your just another ungrateful whore.
thejamminjabber // May 13, 2008 at 10:34 am |
Someone has thought long and hard about this. There is no denying his doucheness.