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	<title>Comments on: Top 10 Reasons Why Criss Angel Is A Douche</title>
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		<title>By: thejamminjabber</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-776</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone has thought long and hard about this. There is no denying his doucheness.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone has thought long and hard about this. There is no denying his doucheness.</p>
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		<title>By: Ced</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-775</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Angel is a complete douche bag. This maggot does the lamest tricks. This festering pussy hole should not even be considered a magician, he probably couldn&#039;t even pull a rabbit out a hat in front of a real live audience.

I just saw an episode where Chris Angle pretends to read peoples minds. It did not even resemble magic, rather, it looked like a scripted TV show (a real lame sitcom with average acting).

Chris Angels idea of magic puts shame to the entire history of magic. His tricks are aimed at appealing to the degenerate viewers out there, who in some way, want to believe the rubbish they are shoveled by his show.

Magic is supposed to be fake, its an illusion to fool the viewer into thinking the trick is real. That is why it is called a trick; it is supposed to trick you. But don&#039;t idolize this schmuck, he is the lowest form of a magician, appealing to the lowest common denominator of person. Idolize the real magicians like Houdini; who actually had some talent. His tricks were creative and performed with skill and careful planning. To in performing some tricks he risked his life. Now thats fucken hard!!! And much respect!!!

Chris Angel on the other hand is a pretty boy, and with his chiseled jaw and abs he draws viewers in. Do you think this guy risks anything but a fingernail, his tricks are made possible by video editing and a green screen. 

Even with all the technology advancements Chris Angel fails to perform any tricks which are new and innovative. I say use the technological advancements to do something which will truly make audiences everywhere respect you, because until then your just another ungrateful whore.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Angel is a complete douche bag. This maggot does the lamest tricks. This festering pussy hole should not even be considered a magician, he probably couldn&#8217;t even pull a rabbit out a hat in front of a real live audience.</p>
<p>I just saw an episode where Chris Angle pretends to read peoples minds. It did not even resemble magic, rather, it looked like a scripted TV show (a real lame sitcom with average acting).</p>
<p>Chris Angels idea of magic puts shame to the entire history of magic. His tricks are aimed at appealing to the degenerate viewers out there, who in some way, want to believe the rubbish they are shoveled by his show.</p>
<p>Magic is supposed to be fake, its an illusion to fool the viewer into thinking the trick is real. That is why it is called a trick; it is supposed to trick you. But don&#8217;t idolize this schmuck, he is the lowest form of a magician, appealing to the lowest common denominator of person. Idolize the real magicians like Houdini; who actually had some talent. His tricks were creative and performed with skill and careful planning. To in performing some tricks he risked his life. Now thats fucken hard!!! And much respect!!!</p>
<p>Chris Angel on the other hand is a pretty boy, and with his chiseled jaw and abs he draws viewers in. Do you think this guy risks anything but a fingernail, his tricks are made possible by video editing and a green screen. </p>
<p>Even with all the technology advancements Chris Angel fails to perform any tricks which are new and innovative. I say use the technological advancements to do something which will truly make audiences everywhere respect you, because until then your just another ungrateful whore.</p>
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		<title>By: BRad</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-656</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um...scathing flame post here....no wait I think hes an idiot too...WTG]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230;scathing flame post here&#8230;.no wait I think hes an idiot too&#8230;WTG</p>
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		<title>By: thejamminjabber</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-654</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha ha, you are probably right.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha, you are probably right.</p>
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		<title>By: #####</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are just jealous because you can&#039;t float, or get run over by a steamroller or get chopped in a wood grinder and survive.  Either that, or you&#039;re Turkish.  If I was you, I would hope Criss doesn&#039;t find this website; he&#039;s a lot more powerful than you.  He makes thousands of dollars a month from TV contract cheques, has more fans than any other magician in the world, and is for the most part physically invincible.  I doubt you could match a fraction of that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are just jealous because you can&#8217;t float, or get run over by a steamroller or get chopped in a wood grinder and survive.  Either that, or you&#8217;re Turkish.  If I was you, I would hope Criss doesn&#8217;t find this website; he&#8217;s a lot more powerful than you.  He makes thousands of dollars a month from TV contract cheques, has more fans than any other magician in the world, and is for the most part physically invincible.  I doubt you could match a fraction of that.</p>
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		<title>By: ben</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-566</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[no magician in the history of magic has used as many camera tricks as chris angel. he is PATHETIC!!
see for yrself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHxmkiuptg]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>no magician in the history of magic has used as many camera tricks as chris angel. he is PATHETIC!!<br />
see for yrself<br />
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/baHxmkiuptg/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>By: thejamminjabber</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-492</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haha, that is quite literally one of the best comments I&#039;ve ever received.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, that is quite literally one of the best comments I&#8217;ve ever received.</p>
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		<title>By: Erika</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-491</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erika]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuk you dick head your an ass hole thats  just wants shit to write about for people to notice you!!Well good job because people are thinking about you....as the biggest  Douche ever.Now fuck off bitch!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuk you dick head your an ass hole thats  just wants shit to write about for people to notice you!!Well good job because people are thinking about you&#8230;.as the biggest  Douche ever.Now fuck off bitch!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Criss "Almighty" Angel</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-426</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Criss "Almighty" Angel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I AM THE GREATEST FAGICIAN IN THE UNIVERSE! MY FAGIC TRICKS WILL BE REMEMBERED BY ALL FAGICIANS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!!.......and i love to suck the bitty...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I AM THE GREATEST FAGICIAN IN THE UNIVERSE! MY FAGIC TRICKS WILL BE REMEMBERED BY ALL FAGICIANS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!!&#8230;&#8230;.and i love to suck the bitty&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Criss "Almighty" Angel</title>
		<link>http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/06/08/top-10-reasons-why-criss-angel-is-a-douche/#comment-425</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Criss "Almighty" Angel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey!</p>
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