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Since I still get more hits from internet searches related to dolphin sex than anything else, I figured it was time for another bestiality themed post.

Now that’s what I call bareback!

The other day, while likening Axl Rose’s hair to Bo Derek’s braids in 10, I did a Google search on Ms. Derek to ensure the proper spelling of her name (bastion of journalistic integrity that I am.) Wouldn’t you know, literally the first result to come up was a screenshot of Bo Derek riding a horse completely nude from that cinematic turd, Bolero. (I think said film also features a scene of her having a playful, topless romp with an orangutan, but I digress…)

Now we’re all aware of the erotic potential of combining women and animals, but I think Ms. Derek’s predilection for equine eros goes beyond that of your casual pervert. After going back and doing a Google image search on “Bo Derek” and “naked horseback riding,” I found numerous (two) pictures of the spirited young lass involved in nude equestrian activities. And this second picture does not appear to be a screenshot from a movie. It is a beautiful physical expression of a woman’s love for her horse.

You won’t tell anyone our secret, will you, Mr. Starshine?

If you go to Ms. Derek’s Official Website, her love of horses is portrayed with much more restraint, but the undercurrent of unbridled (get it?) sexuality is still there. A surprise awaits you inside, indeed!

And who is to blame for this woman’s unnatural love of animals? Generally a young girl’s fascination with horses begins and ends with My Little Pony. I would be inclined to point my finger at one-time husband John Derek, director of that turgid turkey, Bolero, in which we witness an innocent young girl’s introduction to the world of animal love. It was at his behest that she first doffed her clothes and mounted the filthy beast. The rest is cinematic history.