I’ve made a huge mistake.
Don’t worry, Mr. Starshine, daddy still loves you…
Recently, while posting about Bo Derek’s unnatural love of horses, I made the assumption that any bestiality themed post would send my stats through the proverbial roof. I couldn’t have been more wrong. While my post regarding equine love has preformed well (so to speak), I have learned an important lesson- people want dolphin sex and lots of it! The proof is in the dolphin flavored pudding. I present to you a list of search engine terms that have brought people to my blog. Aside from the occasional reference to a certain magician’s sexuality, it is all dolphin sex, all the time.
sex with dolphins, dolphin sex, dolphin pics, dolphin sex pics, hot dolphin action, dolphin sexuality, dolphin on human sex, human sex with dolphins, delphinic zoophilia, zoophilia a la dolphin, zoophilia with dolphins, zoophilia featuring those lovable creatures known as dolphins, criss angel is gay, rape by dolphin, dolphin rape, dolphin rape whistle, dolphin mace, dolphin masturbation, dolphin role playing, dolphin free tuna, Starkist’s Sexy-time Dolphin Fun Hour, HARDCORE DOLPHIN FUCKING!!!
That’s right, that last one had three exclamation points and was typed in all caps.
Now, what I want to know is, why is dolphin sex so popular? Come on, perverts! Sound off! I know you’re out there. You’ve been reading my blog. Put your penis where your porpoise is and comment. It can be anonymous, I really don’t care. My readership demands answers!
And while you’re at it, I need to know the name of the above artist and if they have any similarly themed work. I can’t make out the signature, and their genius is going unacknowledged!
why is this post tagged Harry Potter? are you really that desperate for readers? it seems like the dolphin sex tags are working well enough without dragging Harry Potter into it…
Hey! This space is reserved for those with useful information regarding dolphin fucking only.
And do you see who is in the horse picture?
who is it? i have no idea…
That better be sarcasm. It’s Harry Potter! In Equis? Now, unless you’ve had sex with a dolphin, stay outta this post!
first off, we’re not perverts……secondly, you gotta be more specific as to what you’re looking for. I recommend our thread on dolphin sex on totse (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2013480) as you will get a much broader range of opinions and beliefs from myself and other delphinic zoophiles. As for your question of “why?” I must really respond with “why not?”. Dolphins are beautiful compassionate creatures with extremely high intelligence….there’s no real reason IMO concerning why it shouldn’t be done. Besides, it’s the dolphins that give us the offer first……we have only but to accept it or reject it. We never force them….this is all by their own consensual agreement. Besides…..sex isn’t the only part of being a DZ….you gotta form a full relationship, just like you would with any girl. You gotta be devoted most importantly, and only a small part of showing your love and devotion is through sexual pleasure. Hell….this will take forever to re-explain…just read the thread….you’ll find a lot of useful info and opinions on it. Hope it’s what you’re lookin for.
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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running
There is no way the “riseofthedarkside” is on the level. I say to you “…darkside”, that you have never had sex with a dolphin. I enjoy the humor of your posturing but you are a liar sir.
If you were actually telling the truth and you did have sex with dolphins, then you are raping them. You do realize that pedophiles say the same thing as you: “it’s the dolphins that give us the offer first……”. If you aren’t a liar then you’re a rapist.
Darkside, all I see on that post is a bunch of kids flaming and bickering. I don’t have time to wade through 25 pages of that crap. If you want people to take zoophiles seriously, your gonna have to present yourselves better than that.
Dude, that was just some shallow-minded fuckwit who can see as far as his screen is. And kfugrip, give us a break. we are not pedophiles, or rapists. We are delpinic zoophiles. you want to bitch about it? Send it to my junk e-mail and see if i give a shit on your oppinion.
I’m sure with a name like “demonic” that you can spot a “shallow-minded fuckwit” at 100 paces. I’ll say to you what I said to your fellow “delpinic zoophile” …darkside. You’re a liar. You have never, ever, had sex with a dolphin. If someone can show me video footage of someone having sex with a dolphin, I would be inclined to believe it is even possible, but if it is possible neither of you have done it.
Also, to clarify, I wasn’t saying you were a pedophile. I was saying that you have a lot in common with pedophiles. Both of your mania involve the idea that you believe the victim of your rape (in this case a dolphin) initiated the contact. As a general rule, if you are doing something that has a lot in common with pedophilia then it’s probably wrong. But you don’t care about my “oppinion” (which you misspelled) do you Demonic. You’re too much of a demonic-bad-ass, right? Please. You’re either a liar or a rapist, I hope it’s the former.
Aim for the eye….
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/eyeofthedolphin/
The synopsis for that movie is awesome.
“Alyssa soon adjusts to island life and discovers the gift she shares with her father for communicating with dolphins, a skill which leads her into a powerful relationship with a wild dolphin which her father, for legitimate scientific reasons, cannot condone.”
Basically, a troubled young girl goes to live with her scientist father and becomes “romantically” entangled with a wild dolphin, a relationship of which her father does not approve. Mainstream cinema is finally addressing hard-hitting issues like child/dolphin sex.
I can’t speak for all of us, but here’s a few general reasons:
1 – Dolphins are not only’ intelligent mammals’, but REALLY smart ones. Closest thing to us humans next to apes/monkeys, and those are hairy, smelly, and dangerous to knock up.
2 – While ‘in the act’, you get a constant bath. Afterwards you’re probably cleaner than when you started! Can’t say that after you’ve been with a human girl!
3 – Unless you screw a zoo dolphin in it’s display tank*, the nearest observers are miles away.
4 – Along those same lines, water makes an excellent medium for hiding even from the best cameras. The chances of an undersea photographer’s path crossing yours are almost nil.
5 – A dolphin’s skin is naturally smooth. A human’s just needs minimal hair removal.
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The big downside is that we humans can’t hold our breath for nearly as long as our partners. There are a few ways to help minimize that problem.
PS- I’m a male. Just so you know.
*-supposedly true, from a large zoo on East Coast. Wasn’t told -which one- by the (female) who related it.
Thanks for the response, Finny. I, like kfugrip,am skeptical and would like proof. Sexy proof. Preferably involving a woman.
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Ok, kfugrip, if you did some research then ou would know that dolphins are not ‘innocent’. In fact, the are EXTREMELY sexual animals. They use sex as a form of greeting. And they are the most willing animals you can find, besides your mother.
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You just don’t get it. I’m a dolphinic zoophile and I’m not a pervert or a whore. Dolphins’ minds work just like humans. Sex with them is a sacred thing, something that should only be used as a strengthening of a bond or expression of love and affection. I, and all other respectable dolphinic zoophiles alike, love our mates more than anything else in the world. We’re not pimps or anything else that those ridiculous stereotypes call us. Please, understand what I’m saying, and respect it.
Oops, delphinic*
And also, it’s not damn rape. The times that it’s happened to me, it was the dolphin who wanted it. Actually we both wanted it, it was just the dolphin who tried to start having sex with me. Obviously, I accepted.
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I do! Thanks for stopping by!