Comments on: Dolphin F*ckers of the World Unite! http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/ Flippant Verbosity Sun, 13 May 2012 13:17:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: thejamminjabber http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1834 Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:21:58 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1834 I do! Thanks for stopping by!

]]> By: revitol http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1828 Wed, 20 Apr 2011 23:08:28 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1828 I went over this website and I conceive you have a lot of wonderful information, saved to my bookmarks (:.

]]> By: Anonymous http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1534 Tue, 01 Feb 2011 01:43:50 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1534 Oops, delphinic*

]]> By: Anonymous http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1532 Mon, 31 Jan 2011 05:00:11 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1532 And also, it’s not damn rape. The times that it’s happened to me, it was the dolphin who wanted it. Actually we both wanted it, it was just the dolphin who tried to start having sex with me. Obviously, I accepted.

]]> By: Anonymous http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1531 Mon, 31 Jan 2011 04:55:25 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1531 You just don’t get it. I’m a dolphinic zoophile and I’m not a pervert or a whore. Dolphins’ minds work just like humans. Sex with them is a sacred thing, something that should only be used as a strengthening of a bond or expression of love and affection. I, and all other respectable dolphinic zoophiles alike, love our mates more than anything else in the world. We’re not pimps or anything else that those ridiculous stereotypes call us. Please, understand what I’m saying, and respect it.

]]> By: thejamminjabber http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1504 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:27:10 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1504 ZING!

]]> By: Super-Failure http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1503 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:16:52 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-1503 Ok, kfugrip, if you did some research then ou would know that dolphins are not ‘innocent’. In fact, the are EXTREMELY sexual animals. They use sex as a form of greeting. And they are the most willing animals you can find, besides your mother.

]]> By: Orcas Want To F*ck The Sh*t Out Of Our Women « thejamminjabber http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-663 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:44:21 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-663 [...] readers will remember a previous post wherein I implored them for help in finding the artist of the picture below. I received little [...]

]]> By: thejamminjabber http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-636 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:47:20 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-636 Thanks for the response, Finny. I, like kfugrip,am skeptical and would like proof. Sexy proof. Preferably involving a woman.

]]> By: Finny http://thejamminjabber.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-635 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:32:59 +0000 http://thejamminjabber.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/dolphin-fckers-of-the-world-unite/#comment-635 I can’t speak for all of us, but here’s a few general reasons:

1 – Dolphins are not only’ intelligent mammals’, but REALLY smart ones. Closest thing to us humans next to apes/monkeys, and those are hairy, smelly, and dangerous to knock up.
2 – While ‘in the act’, you get a constant bath. Afterwards you’re probably cleaner than when you started! Can’t say that after you’ve been with a human girl!
3 – Unless you screw a zoo dolphin in it’s display tank*, the nearest observers are miles away.
4 – Along those same lines, water makes an excellent medium for hiding even from the best cameras. The chances of an undersea photographer’s path crossing yours are almost nil.
5 – A dolphin’s skin is naturally smooth. A human’s just needs minimal hair removal.
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The big downside is that we humans can’t hold our breath for nearly as long as our partners. There are a few ways to help minimize that problem.

PS- I’m a male. Just so you know.

*-supposedly true, from a large zoo on East Coast. Wasn’t told -which one- by the (female) who related it.

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