It’s the age old question: Does having sex with your clone make you gay? I would say to thee, nay! Does touching your own dick? Just because you jerk yourself off doesn’t mean you are going to run out and start giving sailors handjobs in dark alleys. What about a blowjob? Long considered the holy grail of masturbation to many men, the self suck-off doesn’t make you queer, it makes you a man! And on top of that, you KNOW you’re a man! A man, man, man… (NSFW) You’re not gonna run out and start gobbling cock like it’s going out of style, you’re gonna lock yourself in your room like you were 14 again!
So why not clone sex? We’re talking your exact double. Genetically, it IS you. It was grown in a test tube to sate your every carnal desire. You’re not going to date it or have a meaningful relationship, you’re gonna lock it in the basement like a gimp when you’re not pleasuring yourself. That’s right, pleasuring yourself. Because clone sex is the highest form of masturbation.
And let’s be real. We’re talking about dude on dude, here. Because you know no one has a problem with identical lady sex, incestuous or otherwise. That’s totally hot. But if you were to bend your man-double over and give yourself a good rogering, that would be considered deviant. What this really comes down to is people don’t have a problem with clone sex, they have a problem with man on man ass sex. It is a complete double standard, which is why we need to Brokeback to the future and establish that clone sex does not equal gay sex, before it is too late.
Doesn’t it, Yoda? There’s only one way to find out…