It’s the age old question: Does having sex with your clone make you gay? I would say to thee, nay! Does touching your own dick? Just because you jerk yourself off doesn’t mean you are going to run out and start giving sailors handjobs in dark alleys. What about a blowjob? Long considered the holy grail of masturbation to many men, the self suck-off doesn’t make you queer, it makes you a man! And on top of that, you KNOW you’re a man! A man, man, man… (NSFW) You’re not gonna run out and start gobbling cock like it’s going out of style, you’re gonna lock yourself in your room like you were 14 again!
So why not clone sex? We’re talking your exact double. Genetically, it IS you. It was grown in a test tube to sate your every carnal desire. You’re not going to date it or have a meaningful relationship, you’re gonna lock it in the basement like a gimp when you’re not pleasuring yourself. That’s right, pleasuring yourself. Because clone sex is the highest form of masturbation.
And let’s be real. We’re talking about dude on dude, here. Because you know no one has a problem with identical lady sex, incestuous or otherwise. That’s totally hot. But if you were to bend your man-double over and give yourself a good rogering, that would be considered deviant. What this really comes down to is people don’t have a problem with clone sex, they have a problem with man on man ass sex. It is a complete double standard, which is why we need to Brokeback to the future and establish that clone sex does not equal gay sex, before it is too late.
Doesn’t it, Yoda? There’s only one way to find out…
Also, having sex with your clone’s dismembered corpse does not make you a homicidal maniac or a necrophile.
you my friend are a thief!
i can’t believe you didn’t credit me (or adam) for making you aware of this brilliant bit…you should at least credit the source i got it from…my friend holly’s blog…radio free holly. c’mon man.
Always with you and the credit. I’m beginning to think you have a complex. I just used a pic from another site that was taken from somewhere else before that. She didn’t even credit where she got it from until someone asked. The rest of the content is all me, baby. I’ve been obsessed with clone sex since forever. Ask Adam.
What about your twin’s clone?
Hm… that’s a good question. I’d probably classify that as clonecest. And I think if you start having sex with male clones other than your own, you are probably gay. The “just because I’m having sex with this Brad Pitt clone doesn’t mean I’m gay” excuse probably won’t cut it.
Clonecest – good call.
I’m just asking.. for a friend. That’s all.
whatever. you’re a fucking charlatan.
and i’m the one who asked her about where she got it (ninjasofloretto). but that’s not the point, the point is you’re a charlatan.
Nice try. The point is you have no point. She posted a picture. As far as I’m concerned, that’s not “a bit,” brilliant or otherwise, and is not deserving of any credit.
It was funny, get over yourself.
Better late than never…
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