thejamminjabber

And what a year it’s been, ladies and gentleman. Since our humble inception in March of ‘07, in a birth that could be described as more histrionic than historic, we have been forcing our uninformed opinions on the masses. Despite a marked decline in content these past couple months, our readership has increased exponentially. On the strength of Jamie Lynn’s vagina alone, we managed to log a record 4,195 hits for the month of December. You’d be surprised how many searches for “underage pussy” bring people to this blog. Don’t they arrest people for that? Anyway, thanks to that resilient little vag, we should be cruising past the 5,000 hit mark this month, as well as the 20,000 hit milestone.

Some of the year’s highlights include:

In no small feat of investigative journalism, I infiltrated an internet celebrity role-playing ring, after raising ire with my interpretation of Jakob Dylan’s One Headlight.

Our good friend, kfugrip, an ever vigilant skeptic, incurred the wrath of zoophiles everywhere by inciting a flame war over the validity of dolphin sex claims.

In a rare moment of personal vulnerability, I chronicled my shame in the fact that Criss Angel did magic at my mother’s wedding.

One of the biggest highlights of my year, and the only thing remotely resembling real journalism, was my interview with author Steve Erickson for chuckpalahniuk.net. Unfortunately for Steve, my post about the interview was sandwiched between all the other garbage on this site.

And let’s not forget the aforementioned pregnancy of Jamie Lynn Spears, which is responsible for our current spike in hits.

Stay tuned, because we’ve got some great things in store for the new year and our upcoming anniversary. I’ve been doing a little research into this crazy thing we call the internet, and it turns out you can actually promote stuff! That means we’ll be pimping our RSS feed, as well as utilizing blog search/social sites like Technorati and Digg. If you dig it, Digg it. That’s how all the cool kids give e-kudos.

It already seems to be working. Since submitting a handful of posts to Digg last night, we have already crossed the 350 hit mark for today. That’s 150 more than our previous best!

We are now also a member of something called Humor-Blogs.com, because we are a blog and we are humorous. Click on the banner below to check out some funny shit, and because it helps our standing in said community.

That about wraps it up. Happy belated New Year, from all of us here at thejamminjabber! Thanks for reading!