thejamminjabber

I warned you people. That’s right. You people. Dumb rednecks and their inbred children. This is what happens when you let your stupid kids watch something other than Disney movies. Jamie Lynn Spears thinks she’s Juno now, and trust me, she’s a lot less witty. The only time she’s heard the term “home skillet” was when her mama was cookin’ up some grits. No more flapjacks, though. She’s gonna have a permanent pair between her legs.

And since when did dropping the kids off at mom’s house constitute adoption? If that were the case, we’d all be foster children.