Daily Archives: January 29, 2008

Orcas Want To Fuck The Shit Out Of Our Women

Time to get back to my roots. I’m swearing off the topical celebrity news posts. One here and there is okay, but it is getting out of control. The proliferation of gossip as news is a blemish on the fair buttocks of lady journalism. So I’m keeping it real and blogging back to basics. You know what that means. Time to get ready for some hot lady on large aquatic mammal action!

Longtime readers will remember a previous post wherein I implored them for help in finding the artist of the picture below. I received little assistance, and the genius of said artist is still going unrecognized.

They call him Flipper…

I had to take matters into my own hands. With a little digging, I came across Calafia Central, a repository for some of the most amateurish and unsettling erotic art I have ever seen. The few pictures I have posted here are by far the best, technically speaking. The rest look like they were drawn by a horny 12 year-old with an action figure fetish. Definitely NOT safe for work! I am now probably on some sort of FBI watch list.

All pictures copyright the pervert that made them

I never did find out that artist’s name, but I did discover that in addition to our friendly neighborhood delphinics, there are plenty of Orca fetishists out there (and muscle bound lizard people and hairy wolfbeast and half man half Thundercat fetishists, but that is a whole other post.) If you care to see any of the pictures in their full, uncensored glory, feel free to visit Calafia. Tell ‘em thejamminjabber sent you.

I wish I needed two parental advisories to cover my fun-time parts.
Once you go Orca, you never go… blorca???