Time to get back to my roots. I’m swearing off the topical celebrity news posts. One here and there is okay, but it is getting out of control. The proliferation of gossip as news is a blemish on the fair buttocks of lady journalism. So I’m keeping it real and blogging back to basics. You know what that means. Time to get ready for some hot lady on large aquatic mammal action!
Longtime readers will remember a previous post wherein I implored them for help in finding the artist of the picture below. I received little assistance, and the genius of said artist is still going unrecognized.
I had to take matters into my own hands. With a little digging, I came across Calafia Central, a repository for some of the most amateurish and unsettling erotic art I have ever seen. The few pictures I have posted here are by far the best, technically speaking. The rest look like they were drawn by a horny 12 year-old with an action figure fetish. Definitely NOT safe for work! I am now probably on some sort of FBI watch list.
I never did find out that artist’s name, but I did discover that in addition to our friendly neighborhood delphinics, there are plenty of Orca fetishists out there (and muscle bound lizard people and hairy wolfbeast and half man half Thundercat fetishists, but that is a whole other post.) If you care to see any of the pictures in their full, uncensored glory, feel free to visit Calafia. Tell ‘em thejamminjabber sent you.
You are carving out a sad, disgusting little niche for yourself.
Whatever, dude, it’s just a short step away from the Xmas BroSnake. I wouldn’t be surprised to find your work on that site.
Well, thanks to you I’m now on this FBI watch list too. thanks. thanks a lot.
We’re all one big happy family.
Now you’ve totally screwed my lovely childhood memories of Willy!!! I wouldn’t be surprised to find a post here entitled “How An Orca Sucks Its Own Dick”…lol
how big is an orca’s penis anyway?
The largest measured 2.4 m (8 feet).
I think about 6 feet is norm, whoever “Norm” is.
Somebody knows their orca penis
Sorry about that, but you know Willy was wishing that little boy was a full grown zoophile instead. Orcas are the perverts of the sea.
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