Lenny Kravitz has recorded a new album and he’s got an important message for us all. That’s right, it’s time for a Love Revolution, ya’ll! Why? Because Lenny Kravitz said so. Look at him. He’s serious. You can see it in his chiseled good looks. Love is the answer to all the world’s problems. It’s so simple, why didn’t The Beatles or U2 or Bob Dylan ever think of it? Because Lenny is a true original, and he knows a thing or two about love. How does Lenny know so much about love, you ask? From touring the world and fucking anything that moves, that’s how. We’re talking life changing love. The kind of love that saves the world. The kind of love that disarms bombs and brings about peace. You may need a side of penicillin with that love, but trust him, it’s worth it.
On a related note, I wonder if the black guy and the Jew in Lenny cancel each other out, leaving him with an average size dick.
