I Am 82 Day Hey-Soos and I Am Going To Kill Myself In 82 Days

82 DAY HEY-SOOS

I am going to kill myself in 82 days. Why? So I can beat that bitch to the punch by 24 hours. It’ll be a photo finish. This blog is not a cry for help or even to get attention. I’m not depressed and nothing extremely horrible has lead me to this decision. I just want to take the wind out of her sails. It will make me that much famouser. My generation has had no great depression, no great war and our biggest obstacle is beating Halo 3. Really? Are you really gonna use a quote from Fight Club to justify taking your own life? That doesn’t seem a little obvious?

Anyways, please don’t attempt to “help” me. If you truly want to help, please don’t support this charade, ha ha, you are. K, thx, bye.

-Hey-soos.

What the fuck is this all about?

LonelyGirl15
90 DayJane

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6 Responses to I Am 82 Day Hey-Soos and I Am Going To Kill Myself In 82 Days

  1. You’ve got to set your posts up better. I didn’t know what the hell this was all about. I had to search for 90 Day Jane. I realize that you have a link to it but I thought for a second that you were going to kill yourself. My second thought was how “Norwegian Black Metal” of you.

  2. I see you weren’t concerned any.

    Yeah, admittedly this one was a little rushed, as I wanted to capitalize on how current the story is. It’s hard to compete with the Kelly’s of the world, getting fresh content up there daily.

  3. are you just TRYING to get yourself in trouble at this point?

  4. That was a compliment! I’m giving you credit for getting new shit up everyday. Yeesh.

  5. Man, that was fast. Must have been feeling the heat like Power Station. The post totally smacks of back-peddling.

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