82 DAY HEY-SOOS
I am going to kill myself in 82 days. Why? So I can beat that bitch to the punch by 24 hours. It’ll be a photo finish. This blog is not a cry for help or even to get attention. I’m not depressed and nothing extremely horrible has lead me to this decision. I just want to take the wind out of her sails. It will make me that much famouser. My generation has had no great depression, no great war and our biggest obstacle is beating Halo 3. Really? Are you really gonna use a quote from Fight Club to justify taking your own life? That doesn’t seem a little obvious?
Anyways, please don’t attempt to “help” me. If you truly want to help, please don’t support this charade, ha ha, you are. K, thx, bye.
What the fuck is this all about?