Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Totally Wants To Check Out Her Vag

From The Superficial:

Michael Lohan has yet to see the topless shots of Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe, according to Us Magazine:

“I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!”

Hell, if she were my daughter I know I’d want to. I personally don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s like looking at naked baby pictures, only sexier (and probably less illegal.) The man claims he has no interest in the pictures, but I bet he’s already stapled them to the torso of a mannequin and given them all cute little pet names, like freckle-yams or slut-bucket. He’s probably caressing those crinkled magazine pages even as we speak, wishing he could bury his face in her luscious mammary-mounds and hide from the pain, like any normal father would.

Momma bear also seems to approve of the pictures, sending 14 year old slut-in-training Ali Lohan along to witness the proceedings. From The Superficial:

Dina felt the photos were “tastefully done” and defended Lindsay to People magazine:

“I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there, that was risqué.”

Frankly, I think the pictures speak for themselves.

One Response to Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Totally Wants To Check Out Her Vag

  1. that is sick! I can see him jerking off whilst staring at his daughter’s naked photos eeeewwww!!!

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