Lactating ladies, beware! Next time your baby cries out for the sweet nectar that is mother’s milk, make sure it is not a horny primate in disguise looking to suckle at your teat! Those crafty beasts are stealing human faces in order to get their greedy mouths on our women, in an attempt to get them hooked on monkey-love. Their lips are practically prehensile, so imagine the repercussions when they move on to the vagina. Human men will become obsolete, and the earth will be over-run with virile half-breeds. They will don suits and ties, infiltrate the workplace and take over the world!
If we are lucky, maybe a few of us will be kept on as breeders, providing a fresh crop of pure-blooded human poon for the apes in power. The male children will be killed or eaten, while the females will be raised in an environment of erotic proportions. The man-apes will become addicted to the sweet meat and refuse to bone regular lady-apes anymore. But that will be their downfall, because then the lady-apes will get pissed that the human woman are taking all their men, and they will rise up with their rolling pins and smite the heads of those horny man-apes, allowing the rebel humans to overthrow the fascist ape regime and reclaim what is rightfully theirs! Damn you dirty apes!
Shut up and kiss me!
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