thejamminjabber

Where the Hell Have I Been?

May 16, 2008 · No Comments

It has been an eventful couple of months. I got divorced, the cancer is in remission, and I am now a bronze medal wheat stooker in the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.

Despite not posting anything new for almost two full months, I have still managed to draw a good deuce/three quarter deuce a day in hits. Never underestimate the public’s unflagging interest in bestiality and Jakob Dylan. Shocking, I know. Who would have thought so many people were into Bob’s not-so-secret shame?

Anyways, every since the scandal that was Farkgate, I’ve become a little disillusioned and come to the conclusion that blogs, like tattoos, are not as cool as they were before everyone had one. I will continue to contribute to the glut of e-pontification, but this is in no way a commitment to consistent content on my part. (Wow, I haven’t seen that many C-words in one place since Mother’s Day. Ba-ZING!)

Stay tuned…

My comrades and I in the mother-country. I’m the one next to Bogdana.

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