Monthly Archives: June 2009

Can’t See! I Can’t Fucking See!

The respectibility continues!

Chuckpalahniuk.net has a new review section, which I will be contributing to. My inaugural review is up, Nobel laureate Jose Saramago’s Blindness. Check it out.

BLINDNESS REVIEW

Also, the post title comes from a rejected slugline. The Cult webmaster deemed it too insensitive. He also rejected:

The Eyes Are the Windows of the Soul, The Eyebrows Are Their Curtains


NYAFF Reviews UPDATED 7/1

Been a while. Thought I’d stop by and dust off the ole cobwebs. I remember a time when I was getting 900+ hits a day off of Jamie Lynn’s pussy, but then she popped out a kid and I lost interest. During my hiatus from blogging (I believe the term is blogatus,) I’ve been spending my writing time on more serious pursuits. So prepare to be bored. I was recently given the opportunity to cover the New York Asian Film Festival for one of my favorite movie sites, TWITCH. It involved a lot of begging and denying that the nome de plume, thejamminjabber, was mine. As The Stallion can attest, I love me some Asian films. Almost as much as he loves pretentious European art films.

Anyways, here is a handy list of links to my reviews, which I will continue to update. I hope I do not fall too far from people’s snarky graces. I promise not to get too respectable.

FORBIDDEN DOOR (NEW!)

WRITTEN BY (NEW!)

BRONSON! (not Asian, I know, but I had to slip this one in.)

The Clone Returns Home

Crush and Blush

Magazine Gap Road

The Clone Returns and Bronson get my highest recommendation. More to come.