Daily Archives: July 6, 2009

Ass Eaters of the World Rejoice!

UPDATED: MORE ON HUMAN CENTIPEDE HERE.

All Aboard!

Mainstream (ie: NOT porno) cinema has finally recognized you as a legitimate demographic. Thanks to Quite Earth for putting me on to this and many other weird and wonderful films.

Human Centipede

Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock molding to create his triplet creature.

David Cronenberg, eat your heart out. Go make your Tom Cruise cash grab, the torch has been passed. The Dutch truly understand our obsession with body modification. Long live the new, new flesh! I have seen the future of human evolution, and that future is a multicultural, sphincter to sphincter, waste-recycling Ouroboros!

Brings new meaning to the term "shit-eating grin."

Who Made Who?

I know there has been a general lack of offensiveness around here as of late, what with my forays into respectable “journalism,” but how about some good old fashioned controversy? One of the oldest and most enduring, to be precise- the god debate.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? You’d be surprised how many rebellious, disaffected youth take offense at Hitchen’s argument. Either that, or the fan base over at The Cult is mellowing with age. I recently posted a review of God Is Not Great, and as the comments can attest, this is a subject that still angries up the blood.

Read my review HERE.

CBC? Those crazy god-hating Canucks!