Thank you Dlisted for introducing me to my new crush. Her name is Kim Petras, and she is a 16 year-old German pop star. Her music sucks, but she’s a cutie. Check it out.
What’s that you say? She used to be a dude? Her clit used to be a glans? Her labia is just a bisected corpus spongiosum? I don’t think I care. Underage trim is underage trim. I’d hit it twice.
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She must have been pretty cute beforehand, because most of the he-to-shes I’ve seen have had a serious case of man-face. Now that I think about it, those guys in Attack Attack! might make some pretty fuckable chicks. God knows they’re flexible. At this point, all they’re missing is the vagina.
