Thank you Dlisted for introducing me to my new crush. Her name is Kim Petras, and she is a 16 year-old German pop star. Her music sucks, but she’s a cutie. Check it out.
What’s that you say? She used to be a dude? Her clit used to be a glans? Her labia is just a bisected corpus spongiosum? I don’t think I care. Underage trim is underage trim. I’d hit it twice.
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She must have been pretty cute beforehand, because most of the he-to-shes I’ve seen have had a serious case of man-face. Now that I think about it, those guys in Attack Attack! might make some pretty fuckable chicks. God knows they’re flexible. At this point, all they’re missing is the vagina.
what? are you crazy? none of the “guys” from attack attack! are missing vaginas… how do you think they do their crab splits so low?! if they had balls, they’d be scraping the floor. as it is, their labia barely clear it…
hahaha, good point.