*****UPDATE****** A hot new Emma Watson nude pic has surfaced HERE.
Check out the uncensored before and after pic HERE, courtesy of Egotastic.
In the wake of the Emma Watson nude picture scandal, the nubile young actress has gone and done something drastic. That’s right, head replacement surgery. And not just any head, skanky Russian stripper head [which is the best kind, trust me. ] Now she can enjoy the anonymity of a successful career in a Long Island strip club. No, bitch, I don’t care about the classes you are taking in community college, just grind!
You’d think she’d be able to weather this, having already overcome the humiliation of I Just Turned 18, Check Out My Barely Legal Beaver-Gate last year.