The more active your blog, the more search engine traffic Google sends your way. And here I thought the ranks of delphinics had thinned in my absence, but no, I just hadn’t been writing enough. Since my triumphant return to blogging the inbound search traffic has resumed, and guess what people are searching for? I’ll give you a hint. It begins with a D- and ends with an -olphin sex.
This was the closest thing I could find to a picture of Jesus with a dolphin.
So I was perusing what links people were clicking (with my pants on, I swear) when I came across something interesting. In fact, I can’t believe I missed this the first time around. The now infamous Sex With Dolphins how to, written by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn (!!!), is hosted on a page maintained by Dave in Phoenix, co-founder of a group called Liberated Christians. Who are these Liberated Christians, you ask? Only the foremost promoters of positive intimacy and sexuality including responsible nonmonogamy or polyamory as a legitimate choice for Christians and others. Not only that, but they are committed to exposing false traditions of sexual repression that have no biblical basis; promoting intimacy and other-centered, loving sexuality (both noble causes) and promoting, it seems, Sybian for maximum G-spot orgasms for women’s pleasure and therapy. Not necessarily in that order. Among many other meaningful articles and a web design circa 1996, you will find links to video of Carmen Electra riding a Sybian on the Howard Stern Show. Praise the Lord!
