Once again, Buddyhead has their finger on the pulse of the Crabcore community. Check out their article, which contains liberal use of the term “emo fatties” HERE.
Not since delphinic zoophilia has a subject fascinated me as much as Crabcore, that ridiculous genre mash-up that’s sweeping the nation. (The uninitiated should check out my original post HERE.) Well kids, a lot has happened in the world of Crabcore since Thursday, because a new Stick Stickly video has emerged! I don’t know which version of the video came first, but they both showcase the same lame choreography, feminine hairstyles and assembly line fashion sense. Even the dreaded Talladega Bench Press rears its ugly (though perfectly coiffed) head. The only thing this video is missing? The awesome low down dirty crab stylings of the bass player. He is the angry crab of trapped wind!
If you don’t have the patience to sit through the entire video, skip right to the end. I’ve got two words for you. Glow sticks.
For more brilliance, check out the text of the now deleted Crabcore wikipedia entry.
