Monthly Archives: August 2009

Daddy’s Little Racists Are All Grown Up

White never felt so right...
White never felt so right…

…and they are looking foin. Maybe there’s something to be said for purity of race (I kid, I kid.) I’m not sure which one is Lynx and which one is Lamb, but the one on the left grew up to be an Amazon, and that’s after I doctored the pic in photoshop. This pic, from January 2008, was the most recent I could find, but I’m sure the duo are hotter and whiter than ever.

Not sure what I’m going on about? This seemingly innocuous pair of jail-baiters is none other than white nationalist folk-rock act, Prussian Blue, all grown up with nowhere to go (well, actually, I guess they’re going to the prom.)

Formed in 2003 by fraternal twins Lynx and Lamb Gaede (ie: their racist, failed musician of a father living vicariously through his kids,) Prussian Blue quickly became a media sensation. The then pre-pubescent waifs thrilled audiences at festivals around the globe while simultaneously being vilified by the press as little blond-haired, blue-eyed monsters.

Oi oi oi skinhead boy, you’re my oi boy.

The name, Prussian Blue, stems from white supremacist claims concerning the lack of Zyklon B residue in Nazi gas chambers, citing it as an inaccuracy of the “holocaust myth.” I’m a lazy summarizer, so we’ll let Wikipedia do the rest:

They recorded and released a debut CD at the end of 2004 called Fragment of the Future, which had both an acoustic folk-rock and a bubblegum pop sound. A year later, they recorded their second album, The Path We Chose, which has a more traditional rock sound… Most of the songs on the second album lack the racial and nationalist overtones of Fragment of the Future and are about more mainstream subject matter, like boys, crushes, and dating.

The duo moved with their mother (April Gaede), their stepfather (Mark Harrington) and their younger half-sister, Dresden, from Bakersfield, California to Kalispell, Montana in 2006 because, in their mother’s words, Bakersfield was “not white enough.” Some of their new neighbors did not welcome them… (and) received threatening letters from members of out-of-state white supremacist organizations.

The duo toured Europe in the summer of 2007, performing at events for white nationalist organizations. Their recent activities have been limited by Lynx’s health problems. As of early 2009, the band’s web site and MySpace page are no longer operational.

That was then...
You mess with the girl… YOU GET THE HITLER!!!

So, despite all this, is it wrong that these two make my little soldier want to do the Nazi salute? Nein, my friend, nein. You’re in our prayers, little Lynxie. Our prayers and our dreams…

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DJ AM’s Death Ruled A Homicide

Not to be outdone by Michael Jackson, DJ AM’s death has been ruled a homicide. The culprit? Look closely, the killer is right in front of your eyes:

That’s right, it’s YOU- the womens of the world. (I had to put a wig and tits on the mirror, because the joke doesn’t really work if you’re a dude.) You take and you take and when you are through you discard us like a used tissue. AM’s ex, Hayley Wood, callously dumped his ass, prompting a downward spiral of hookers and blow, but now she’s all “DJ was the greatest person that ever lived, I will miss him dearly.” I guess the greatest person in the world wasn’t good enough for you, bitch, because YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE WITH HIM!

Same goes for Mandy Moore. Expect a tearful eulogy from Nicole Richie any minute as well.

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R2D2 is an Asshole

I think R2 just winked at me.

I think R2 just winked at me.

Looks like someone is giving Rick Mills a run for his naked body painting money. Amazingly, this guy doesn’t have to use his mouth to mimic R2′s bleeps and blips. Please tell me this is a still photo from a Star Wars porn parody and R2 is about to be on the receiving end of some fleshy unpleasantness.

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Review Roundup Rodeo

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

Lazy post alert!

Here is a handy roundup of all my recent review activity scattered around the interweb.

BOOK REVIEWS @ ChuckPalahniuk.net

Leather Maiden by Joe R. Lansdale

Let The Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist

The Compleat Motherfucker by Jim Dawson

Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon

The Pilo Family Circus by Will Elliot

God Is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens

Blindness by Jose Saramago

MOVIE REVIEWS @ TWITCH

Deadgirl directed by Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel

MESRINE: L’instinct de mort and L’ennemi public n° 1 directed by Jean-François Richet

Written By directed by Ka-Fai Wai

The Forbidden Door directed by Joko Anwar

Bronson directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

Crush and Blush directed by Kyoung-mi Lee

The Clone Returns Home directed by Kanji Nakajima

Magazine Gap Road directed by Nicholas Chin

And finally,  it’s a little older, but here is a fantastic interview I conducted with one of my favorite authors, Steve Erickson. Fantastic because of him, not because of me.

Next Stop, Zeroville

Wow, this post turned out to be more work than I thought.

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Joe R. Lansdale’s Leather Maiden

New book review up @ ChuckPalahniuk.net. Cult author Joe R. Lansdale’s Leather Maiden. A small town tale of infidelity, blackmail, and skinning people alive. For fans of Twin Peaks and His Girl Friday.

LEATHER MAIDEN REVIEW

Not what you had in mind, is it?

Not what you had in mind, is it?

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Naked Topless Titties Legal in New York

Yes! A law allowing women to be topless in public has been on the books in NY since 1992, so why aren’t more women taking advantage of this? It’s a crime that some fat-tits of a man can whip out his hairy flapper-doodles, but a sexy lady can’t. The feminist in my pants is howling with rage. Ladies, it’s time to put your tits on for change! Unleash those indignant chest-scrotes and tit-clits!

Topless Women March in Central Park

Check out this Flickr page!

Thanks to Thighs Wide Shut for keeping us abreast of the fight against male oppression.

Generally, I cover up any flagrant nudity, but this is for a good cause, so I covered the tits with more tits! Viva la causa!

Tits on tits 2

Rat vs Severed Zombie Penis

Ali vs. Frazier. Spy vs. Spy. Frost vs. Nixon. None compare to the epic clash of the titans that is Rat vs. Severed Zombie Penis. Even if Brian Yuzna gives us nothing else (other than more crappy Re-animator sequels) he will die a cinematic genius. Behold his legacy- an inspired confrontation between a spunky rodent and a re-animated human wang. Who will emerge victorious? It is hard to say. This isn’t the first time the murine has gone up against the male member. Remember  the Sad Raccoon vs. the Penis?

You know what else is great about Beyond Re-animator? This music video from the DVD bonus features. Re-animate your feet!

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More Deep Cuts From The Back Catalog

If you enjoyed perusing our recent Best Of post, please check out these other underrated gems. We here at the jabber feel these babies represent some of our finest work to date, even though they didn’t receive the attention they deserved the first time around. You won’t be disappointed.

Goonies Upskirt Video The Ultimate Nostalgic Masturbatory Aid – Did you masturbate to Goonies as a kid? As an adult? Then you’re gonna wanna see this.

Monkeys With Human Faces Want To Suckle Our Women! – Help thwart the primate uprising!

Al Pacino IS the Homo Killer – An in depth ANALysis of William Friedkin’s Cruising.

i can haz queen’s teet? – lol molerats.

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Awesome White Power Tattoos

This post has been updated HERE.

There have been a lot of film related posts over here the past few days, so lest you think this is a movie blog, thejamminjabber presents… AWESOME WHITE POWER TATTOOS!!!

This one has been around, but is still the reigning champ of “what the fuck?” Ass cheek + unicorn + swasi band = awesome.

This guy is new to me, but is destined for internet celebrity. You have to question his commitment to the cause, though. Is he truly white power, or just some internet nerd with a wicked sense of humor?

Unfortunately, that’s all I could come up with, so here is a cute, Holocaust denial kitty to tide you over. Why can’t more people express their racial politics in such a humorous manner? It would make hatred so much less scary.

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Enquiring Minds Want To Know

Looks like I’m not the only one who got this vibe. From my stats-

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