Well, well, well… look who decided to grace the surface dwellers with his presence and return to the world of film making. It’s been 12 years since Titanic careened into the iceberg of moviegoer’s consciousness, and it seems James Cameron has finally tired of tooling around in underwater submersibles looking for pirate treasure. Today, nerds of the world shat their collective pants as the first teaser for Cameron’s new film, Avatar, hit the web.
I don’t know what to think about this one. The trailer looks damn good, all gussied up in HD like a dirty whore, but I’ve never really been big on effects films. I need something more. A little emotion. A tug on the ole heartstrings. What’s that you say? This is the man who directed Titanic? I said tug, not bound and gagged, tied to a horse and run off a cliff. You see my concern? I can only hope one of those feral alien bitches gets naked so some sensitive space marine can draw her “like one of his french ladies.” Unfortunately, the creatures don’t look anywhere near as voluptuous as Kate Winslet. They look more akin to the lithe, muscular woMEN that Cameron is partial to.
Linda Hamilton in Avatar
Rich, Creamery Butter
Proving once again that the ass is the new vagina. From Savage Love:
I’m a gay dude who has been trying to find an all-natural and organic lube. When I try to look online or at the local co-op, the only all-natural sex lubricants I can find all say something to the effect of “closest possible to a woman’s natural vaginal fluids.” I have two problems with this. Problem number one: eeewwwww. Problem number two: When I have sampled these just-like-vaginal-fluids lubes, they seem very thin. A healthy bout of anal sex needs something with a bit more viscosity. Is there an all-natural lube out there that doesn’t quickly dry out and washes off easily? Some friends keep suggesting vegetable oils, but I don’t want to have to wash off my junk with Dawn after sex.
Lubing Up Butts Environmentally Safely
“Not that vaginal juices are eeewwwww-ey,” says Rachel Venning, co-founder of Babeland, one of my favorite sex-toy shops. “But I don’t want a jar of them on my nightstand either. I want something that stays slick longer, like packaged lube.”
Babeland makes its own organic lube, a water-based lube called Naked that’s thick, latex-safe, and good for butt play. “It comes in totally ungendered, non-plastic packaging,” Venning adds, making it perfect for squeamish-about-girl-bits fags like you and me, LUBES. “Another new brand of organic lube to try is Sliguid Organics Gel. There is a teeny-tiny women’s symbol in the logo, but if that isn’t too much of a turnoff for this man-loving man, it’s good stuff.”
Of course, this is a moot point IF YOU CAN NUT OUT YOUR BUTT like this woman. Yahoo answers has ALL the answers. Click the link and read them. They are hysterical.