He couldn’t give us one listenable song out of a dozen with the shit-fest that was Zeitgeist, so how the fuck does Billy Corgan expect to do it on a bloated 44 song behemoth?
From the horse’s ass’ mouth:
Recording began yesterday, September 15th, 2009 on the new record which will be entitled ‘Teargarden by Kaleidyscope‘. The album will feature 44 songs, 4 of which are now being recorded. My desire is to release a song at a time beginning around Halloween of this year, with each new release coming shortly after until all 44 are out. Each song will be made available absolutely for free, to anyone anywhere. There will be no strings attached. Free will mean free, which means you won’t have to sign up for anything, give an email address, or jump through a hoop. You will be able to go and take the song or songs as you wish, as many times as you wish.
TEARGARDEN BY KALEIDYSCOPE?!?!?!? Really, Billy? With a Y? You’ve got to be shitting me. You’ve come up with some preposterous titles and written some terrible lyrics in your time, but this just takes the cake. It takes the cake and eats it too, and then sticks its finger down its throat and vomits it back up into a little glass jar which it saves in its closet with the other glass jars until there is no more room and it has to fill a garbage bag with glass jars full of vomit and sneak out in the middle of the night to bury them in a ditch somewhere.
Which explains why you are giving it all away, but I’ve got news for you- if someone isn’t willing to pay for a bag of 12 steaming turds, that doesn’t mean they’d accept a flaming sack of shit as a gift. Understand? Somehow, I don’t think you do.
The only thing that gives me a cunt hair of hope is this little butt nugget right here:
The music of ‘Teargarden by Kaleidyscope‘ harkens back to the original psychedelic roots of The Smashing Pumpkins: atmospheric, melodic, heavy, and pretty.
Unfortunately, we’ve heard lies like this before, and even if you are being genuine, I don’t think you have it in you. Good day, sir.