Daily Archives: July 14, 2010

Revenge of the Gangrenous KKK Tittays

World's Largest Breasts

Looks like one of our big-titted alums is back in the news. Via Gawker:

Houston’s Sheyla Hershey broke the world record with her size 38KKK breasts. The Brazillian “model” has had 30 breast augmentations, and the most recent one might be the one that kills her or causes her to lose her prized possessions.

That means she may have to relinquish the record for having the world’s largest rack.

Poor girl. I have taken the liberty (with myself, which I do often) of reproducing the original post below:

ORIGINAL POST

38KKK. Those are some racist tittays. It’s ironic that she had to go all the way to Brazil to have some unscrupulous wetback surgeon install them. (I know, wetback is a derogatory term for Mexicans, not Brazilians, but I’m just quoting the original article, which comes from an extremely credible source. Besides, everybody knows Brazil is the Mexico of South America.) Upon closer inspection, she doesn’t even look white, so there is no way the Klan will endorse those self-hating mounds. This is my favorite part of the article:

Hershey dumped her boyfriend after he begged her not to get yet another surgery, but she told him she had to follow her dream.

That’s right, you follow your dream, girl. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be the nastiest big-titted slut in the whole world.

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