Classic? It hasn’t even aired yet!
In what arena did this epic confrontation take place, you ask? Only the Thunderdome of quality entertainment that is the SyFy network. They’ve gone and produced a little movie called Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid, maybe you’ve heard of it? (And no, to answer your question, gatoroid is not a reptilian form of rectal inflammation.)
You really must click on the IO9 link and watch the high quality vid in all its sensual glory. If you grew up in the 80′s, your dick will thank you. Because not only do the former child pop stars get their cat fight on- but pies are involved. PIES! Only in my dreams could a soft-core fantasy of this magnitude occur (until now, that is.) It’s like my pubescent libido got into a time machine and traveled to an inevitable future where both singers were desperate for money. I know the gals already posed nuders for Playboy, but times must really be tough if you answer the phone when SyFy calls.