Greta Scacchi, Terry Gilliam and Emilia Fox Have Taken Their Love of Dead Cod A Little Too Far

I would like to buy a license for my pet fish, Eric.

Sometime back in ’09, Greta Scacchi, Terry Gilliam and Emilia Fox were photographed naked holding a dead fish to raise awareness for some sort of hippie cause. Famed British fashion photographer Rankin lensed the shoot, and the results are damned sexy!  Well, maybe not the Gilliam part. He is one of my favorite directors, but I don’t really care to see his wrinkly bits. The two ladies on the other hand… YOWSA! (to quote my good friend Axl Rose.) Not sure who this Emilia chick is, but she knows how to apply her lips to the business end of a fish. As for Scorchy Scacchi- the fifty year-old veteran actress of such films as Presumed Innocent and Robert Altman’s The Player- god-DAYUM! She hasn’t been this sexy since the infamous mother/daughter shower scene in The Coca-Cola Kid. Sign me up for whatever she’s selling.

I suddenly have a hankering for fish tacos.

Previously on thejamminjabber: For the love of bestiality posts

Gay dudes have taken their love of buff guys dressed as animals a little too far

Peta has taken their love of animals a little too far

Debra Winger has taken her love of German Shepherds a little too far

and the granddaddy of them all-

Bo Derek has taken her love of horses a little too far