Time for a nerdy science post- Jabber style!
What do a woman’s vadge-niner and a man-eating shark have in common? No, not razor sharp teeth, you eurotophobic freak. We’re not trying to lend Creedence to the whole vagina dentata myth, here. I’m talkin’ bout squalene, silly! You know, the acyclic hydrocarbon that acts as an intermediate in the synthesis of cholesterol? What the hell did you think I meant? (Oh, right. The teeth thing.)
Never fear, my uninformed friend, the vagina is your… friend. Also. In addition to me. I’ll let a pseudo internet expert (internet pseudo expert?) explain.
This reminds me of the French Canadian coming of age film, Leolo. It is the story of a young boy growing up in the tenements of Montreal who fantasizes about being Italian. And this is before The Jersey Shore, if you can believe that.
Anyway, he gets into all sorts of mischief, not least of which is the theft of a liver for masturbatory purposes (liver being the closest thing to a real vagina a pre-pubescent French kid who wants to be Italian could get his hands on.) Now if only he knew about squalene and had access to a shark’s liver- that’s practically a real woman! He’d be the envy of all his friends.