Daily Archives: August 23, 2010

Is The Belly Button Connected To The Penis?

Belly Button Penis Tickle

If not, then why does the tip of my dick hurt when I poke that shit? It feels like a bolt of lightning is going to shoot out of my cock-piece, like in that Grinderman video. It’s almost like having a funny bone in your penis hole.

I thought maybe I was a freak of nature, but according to google, I am not. Many (school-age) men are concerned with this. I’m just older and can spell better.

Belly Button Penis

Belly Button Penis

Belly Button Penis

The number one answer to this question? STD’s! In 7th graders? That can’t be right. Can a brother get a serious answer? No. But apparently, a sister can:

Belly Button Vagina

There you have it. The Urachus. A fibrous remnant of the allantois, a canal that drains the bladder of the fetus via the umbilical cord. I especially like the qualifier “females particularly.” She’s asking this question on behalf of women, NOT men with vaginas. Those guys are on their own. Knowledge is power, my friend.

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