Yikers! Somebody’s gone all Brando now that the Harry Potter series has wrapped. Unless she’s carbo-loading for a role. Either way, there seems to be a renewed interest in the young starlet’s snickerpatch, as google searches involving the words “Emma Watson” and “nude” have spiked, bringing perverts to the jabber in droves. (You can find my previous Watson post, That Chick From Harry Potter Gets Skanky Russian Stripper Head Replacement Surgery, HERE.)
Anyways, I’m pretty sure this pic is legit, so consider the internet rumor machine set in motion. She probably leaked it herself, what with the imminent release of Harry Potter and the I Can’t believe It’s Not Over Yet, Aren’t Those Kids Getting A Bit Old? Part I. You can never have too much publicity, especially when genitals are involved. I’ve been assured this is the first in a series of increasingly freaky pictures, so stay tuned. I hope she splurged for the warranty on that poor Quidditch broom. (Wait for this link to load, it is worth it.)
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A furtive middle aged man in a sweater vest will google “nude Emma Watson” to find this photo. And then he will weep softly as Mother calls him to dinner.
Which is exactly why I posted it. Ka-ching!