Daily Archives: August 27, 2010

Shake Weight For Men Is The Most (unintentionally?) Homoerotic Device Ever Invented

The first time I saw this commercial, it was playing in the background at a bar, and wasn’t even a gay bar!  Don’t find anything odd about it? Then you were probably raised in a convent. And I’m not talking about one of those sexy European convents, where everyone is possessed by the devil, running around with no clothes, and masturbating with crosses. I’m talking, “Jesus didn’t have a penis” type convent here. So if that’s the case, here are some conceptual drawings to give you a clue. Welcome to the real world, sister.

shake weight

Shake weight circle jerk

Great for parties!

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