Five. Years. Old. Suddenly all those underage trim jokes don’t seem so funny. I mean, what kind of person is sexually attracted to this? Everyone knows little girls don’t become sexy till at least twelve.
I kid, I kid. Incest is best totally wrong and gross. Unless it’s the Milton Twins (NSFW and probably NSFPC’s, either.) Oh, who am I kidding? It’s still gross. But only because they have foreheads you could land a 747 on. Their noggins are so big and white, it’s like an extra ass cheek. You can’t tell the difference between a blowjob and anal sex with those two. But seriously folks, back to the subject at hand. Click HERE for all the technical mumbo jumbo, courtesy of Snopes.
Apparently this genetic freak show has been having regular periods since the age of three. THREE! You thought the terrible twos were bad, what about a toddler on the rag? Poor mommy’s changing diapers and tampons. The worst of both worlds.
Everyone knows pregnant women are disgusting (also HERE and HERE.) Combine that with how annoying children are and you’ve got a winning combination. Sell that brat to the circus and charge two bits a gander.
Also, why is her father the doctor from The Human Centipede? He brings people together in more ways than one.