Your areola are like perfectly shaped communion wafers, my child
And why shouldn’t he? He fucking invented them. Female breast meat is delicious; it’s even in the bible:
let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love
-Proverbs 5:19
See? Despite all the draconian interpretations made by puritanical tyrants, the Bible is one sexy book.
He is risen. IN THE PANTS!!!
This was a big scandal a while back and resulted in the demise of Playboy Portugal, but why? You think Jesus has never seen two lesbians grinding their pussy cheeks all over each other? Why do you think sapphic sex exist in the first place? It must get pretty boring monitoring the “for procreation only” love-making of repressed Catholics, so cut the guy some slack.
And God said, "That's good."
He may well like titties but NYC Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has a thing for guys in Speedo’s who just happen to be gay ? Nothing like a real hypocrite who may well be a closet homosexual don’t you think ?
I’m sure that he and ex GOP politicians Larry Craig and Mark Foley can spare some to hiding the bratwurst or salami !
tophatal
Yeah, I love it when staunch anti-homosexuals, whether they be republican or Christian or both, turn out to be gay.
I think it was on The Soup where they put together a montage of Paladino talking about the speedo thing. It was too funny.
jammin jabbber
Personally I’d like to see Paladino plant his bratwurst in O’Reilly’s rectum but then again Bill may enjoy that sexcapade might he not ?
Do you think Michael Phelps might share some weed with him on the down low ?
tophatal
haha! Great pictures, how dare they condem these pieces of great photography and art?!?! And naturally Jezus loves titties! I’ve never met anyone (man, woman, gay, lesbian, oh even Christian whatever) who didn’t and if they said they didn’t there lies, couse secretely they do! I love my titties and everyone else’s, titties ROCK!
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