It’s time once again to play everyone’s favorite new game, “Ladies, what would you rather?” This weeks feminine quandary- would you rather make love to a hippy with 8 cocks, or have your lady-bits pleasured by the hirsute mandibles of a giant arachnid? Specific, I know, but not completely out of the realm of possibilities. Both suitors are equally hairy, but the later won’t ask you out on a date to a drum circle in the “quad.” Choose your fate wisely.
(Also, keep in mind that spider picture is from a public service campaign, so he probably has AIDS, and everyone knows that SPIDER AIDS is especially bad.)
