Regurgitated from the press release, via Gamernode (which is a dirty joke in and of itself):
FIRST WORKING DEMO OF KINECT CONTROLLER FOR SEX GAMES INTERFACE!
thriXXX software gmbh, the world’s leading provider of 3D role playing game sex simulation videogames, is adding support for Microsoft’s xBox Kinect device to its line of 3DSexGames titles available at http://www.3dsexgames.com.
Booooooooring. But if you go to http://www.3dsexgames.com, holy shit is that a glory hole of comedy gold, including drilldos, footjobs, and full V-Stroker support!
Not only that, there is a whole community of people out there, waiting to participate in a myriad of simulated sexual activities that don’t involve actual human interaction. We’re talking golden showers, pleasuring freakishly large-breasted women, zero G space sex, whatever the hell that last one is… You can even live out your fantasy of being a stud Lambo mechanic who gets under the hoods of cars by day and under the hoods of racer sluts by night.
We’ve come a long way since the days of Custer’s Revenge for Atari 2600, although none of the current gen of sex games can even come close to the subversive joy of having pixelated revenge-sex with a bound and gagged squaw. Air-groping some cartoon boobs seems tame by comparison. And sucks for you, Microsoft has already vowed to block such applications of their hardware. So you’re stuck making like The Lawnmower Man and sticking your dick in your USB Fleshlight.
