Natalie Portman Packs Her Own Box Lunch

Black Swan Box Munch

Hungry Eyes... I feel the magic between MY thighs!

I’ll have what she’s having.

Some Black Swan spoilers here, folks, albeit sexy ones.

Add Natalie Portman to the list of women who can eat their own pussy, even though she’s taken a slightly different approach. What starts out as a “lezzie wet dream” wherein Mila munches down on Natalie’s Kunis  turns into a bizarre meta-masturbatory fantasy. All aboard the tuna train to chow town!

Black Swan Masturbation

She bop, he bop, a we bop...

She also goes knuckle deep while her mother is in the room sleeping.  Thank you, Darren Arronofsky, for using your powers for good. You have given hope to nebbish men everywhere that one day they too might wield such power over beautiful women under the pretext of “art.”

See both, bootleg quality videos over at Egotastic.

6 Responses to Natalie Portman Packs Her Own Box Lunch

  1. Thank you JJ, and a Happy Christmas to you too !!

  2. Portman needs for someone to pack some meat inside of her ! I’d like to oblige !

    tophatal ……….. ;)

  3. Haha I can always count on you for a good laugh when you pop up in my RSS reader!

    This movie ruled.

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