Daily Archives: December 30, 2010

I Hope Chris Brown Gets Shot

Chris Brown Shot

Not because he beat his woman, but because he’s a fucking idiot. All the neanderthal chest-pounding and tough guy posturing is gonna blow up in his face, literally, when BK Burger or whoever the fuck puts his metallic, phallic blunderbuss in a brotha’s mouth.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown‘s Twitter feud with formerĀ B2K singer Raz B took a violent turn last night — when Raz’s brother posted a video threatening to put a “mother f**king pistol” in Brown’s mouth.

Even after being threatened with a lead salad, he doesn’t know when to quit. “I’ll be in LA real soon.” Yeah, the LA County morgue. This whole thing is like a less talented version of Biggie and Tupac. You look real tough battling it out ON TWITTER with the rest of the teenage girls. Just have a Sissy Boy Slap Party and get it over with already.

What now, punk bitches? Am I “ain’t welcome in LA” now either?