Stephanie Seymour is looking damn good for her age, and I’m not the only one who thinks so. Who’s the lucky (younger) man in this pic stealing a smooch and copping half a titty feel? Why, only her precocious teenage son. Top that, Angelina! Ain’t had (that) pussy since (that) pussy had him? Think again.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging. I mean, if that was my mom… Yowza.
SIDE NOTE: It’s funny- one in ten 70′s pornos featured this exact scenario, only with more mustache hair. (Why did so many “teenagers” have mustaches in those things? To better sweep mom’s front porch, apparently.)
SIDE NOTE TO SIDE NOTE: My previous side note reminds me of the ultimate mustache vs. muff matchup- the love scene between Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie in Nicolas Roeg‘s Don’t Look Now. Not that it has anything to do with the Seymours. Yet…
Back to the subject at hand, congratulations go out to the happy couple. I wish them all the luck in the world. Click on the above passionate grapple or the below boner for more Oedipal eye-candy. I eagerly await the inevitable sex tape.