You don’t need Donald Draper to tell you this is some marketing genius. What’s left unsaid here speaks volumes. Want to turn the tables on your asshole boyfriend? Then these are the jeans for you. You put them on… he takes his off… and then he takes it. Right in the wow-hole.
I guess that means you’ll have to wear your strap-on over the pants, which isn’t very sexy, but hey- this isn’t about him. He won’t be able to see you anyway. He’ll be too busy choking back the tears, biting his pillow in anguish. The sweet, humiliating anguish of being ass-dommed.
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tophatal ……
Dear god, what is going on in the mid-west? I’m afraid.