Daily Archives: March 15, 2011

Tonetta Has A Small Cock, But A Very Big Heart

It’s time, my children. I think you are finally ready to be subjected to the nauseatingly erotic musical stylings of the one and only… TONETTA. What is a Tonetta, you ask? Well, if a picture speaks a thousand words then these videos are a dictionary fight during a U.N. trip to the Tower of Babel that turns into an all out orgy. All you need to know is in the videos, but Jason Dean over at
7 inches
is the internet’s foremost Tonetta expert, and extols the man’s virtues with the precision a scholar HERE and HERE.

Not only is Tonetta a consummate performer, he is also a lyrical genius. Take, for example, the poetry that is G and B Showers:

Gonna be your drain tonight
You won’t last a week if you don’t release
so please release it all over me
I’ve got no complaints as long as it rains

Dump it on me all night
as warm as it is black
I won’t complain, I can handle your crap
Let me be your drain tonight

Don’t be afraid, my child. Those feelings you are experiencing are normal. It doesn’t matter if they are in your heart, your mind or in your crotch. Because Tonetta owns all three. You belong to him now. Go with the nice man.

Cockhunt

Cock Hunt

So much easier when magic is involved

Before you can suck your own dick, you’ve got to find it first.

This amusing little web comic comes courtesy of  the 1979 Semi-finalist. I was debating whether to credit her or not and do so with no small amount of trepidation. I couldn’t decide what would enrage her more, NOT being credited for bringing this to my attention or having her blog sullied by associating it with my own. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, I guess. Either way, she knows what we like, so click the pic for the cartoon dick!