Sleeveless Pedophiles From The 90′s Want To Molest Our Children

Remember how scary the internet was in the 90′s? Parents wouldn’t even leave their kids alone in the same room as a computer for fear it would suck them into the screen a la Poltergeist (cue creepy little girl voice saying, “You’ve got maaaaaaaaaaail.”) It was like the satanic panic of the 80′s, only with anonymous dudes wearing sleeveless shirts, pretending to be little girls while eating pork rinds in the dark.

creepy computer mystery

Lookin for love in all the wrong places

But kids these days are so computer savvy, it’s hard to imagine they’d fall for the ole I’m-a-twelve-year-old-girl-let’s-meet-at-the-mall schtick. If anything, in this day and age of Chris Hansen and To Catch A Predator, it is the pedophile that needs to be more cautious while trolling the web (trolling as in fishing, not as in being a cyber-jerk.) Where are the PSA videos for them? It’s only fair that they are made aware of the dangers of meeting people on the internet, too.

Big ups to Tha Big Gunz for this throwback of pedophilic panic.

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