Fumetti are crazy-ass European horror comics with bizarre plots full of graphic sex and violence that sometimes involve Frankensteins. They are a treasure trove of depravity and my latest obsession, so you haven’t heard the last of them. Thanks to The Groovy Age of Horror for the pics and the enlightenment.
Just because he was called “Frankenstein’s Monster” doesn’t he wasn’t a man. In fact, he was ALL man, put together piecemeal from from the bodies of corpses and sex-hobos. That includes his cock-piece, which, rumor has it, was as thick as his neck and twice as bolty. They didn’t call it “The Frank Tickler” (pronounced franc) for nothing.
So if you think Frankenstein had problems getting laid, think again. Rape was only one of the tools in his bag of seductive tricks. Ladies love the strong silent type and were powerless against his boyish charm. That is why that angry mob of villagers burned him to death in the old mill. By jolt or by bolt, he had the maidenhood of all their daughters.
Previously on Frankenstein (some golden oldies)