Like Pirates of the Caribbean, we probably didn’t need a fourth installment, but what’s good enough for the studio machine is good enough for us. A lot of these terms correspond to actual posts I’ve written, as weird as they are, but some of them are so ridiculous that I have no idea what these people were thinking.
angels are assholes- They sure are. Just because they are invisible doesn’t give them the right to push our grandmothers down the stairs or watch our teenage sisters lather up their breasts in the shower. Oh wait, that was me.
naked woman 5ft 8 inches- The specificity of people’s predilections are astounding.
22 inches of dick- Kind of like Bubble Tape, only shorter… and with dick. Comes in classic pink. And grape.
common butt cheek tattoos- I challenge this Googler to find me even one pair of matching ass tattoos. They are like snowflakes. No two are the same.
i wanna be the ass- You already are, buddy.
mentally challenged sexy- Um… no.
manimal love- Who doesn’t love this short-lived television series about a shape-shifting doctor who fights crime?
jizz and vodka- It’s called a bukkake shot. Delicious.
james cameron worm rape- Your sordid past is finally coming back to haunt you, Jim.
orang-utan slut- Orangutan sluts need not apply. Orang-utans only, please.
aliens fly like this- This sounds like the setup to an intergalactic Def Comedy Jam joke. “And white guys fly like this…”
http://www.nature rape scen- You’re in luck! I just checked Go Daddy, and this domain is still available. Get it while it’s hot!
girl self lick barrel- A barrel?!?!
i can haz sister- Incest has never been LOL-ier.
unicorn shitting cupcakes- Unfortunately, they are vegan, so they still taste like shit.
mike sorrentino ass penis and naked photos- Someone really wants to see this shithead’s ass-penis.
how to suck your own dick in one night/how to suck your own dick tricks/how to definitely suck own dick- A trifecta of desperation.
how to massage women breast for lust- Because I already know how to massage them for money and power.
black swan…did natalie really get ate out- No, but your grammar got fucked.
rape sean- What did poor Sean ever do to you?
why does belly button tickle genitals- Because belly button is a dirty pervert, that’s why.
tuna can dick google images- Believe it or not, Tuna Can Dick is a small town in the Midwest and is visible on Google Earth.
site:answers.yahoo.com netflix child nudity- Where to begin with this? The FBI is on their way to your home as we speak.
how fill ass water- Ass thirsty please tell.
fat waman pres tite to give milk- What I want to know is how to pres fat waman tite for lust.
nazi pterodactyl porn- When plain old nazi or pterodactyl porn just won’t suffice. Chocolate and peanut butter, baby.
shamed japanese beastiality- As opposed to proud Japanese bestiality?
martin luther king jr wants- Is this an actual list? Like Richard Nixon’s enemies list? What does he want? The suspense is killing me!!!
perverted 3d glasses- And you thought regular glasses were perverted.
shit all over her- Is that an order?
how far into galaxy of terror is the erotic caterpillar scene- You mean the intergalactic worm rape scene? You say potato…
justin bieber very very verybig dick penis on water- Seriously, what the fuck does this mean? Why is his penis on water? Why does it have to be very very verybig and not just very or very very? Who is searching for this shit? What do they expect to find? And why does this lead to my blog?!?!?!? It makes no sense!
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