All scans via The Groovy Age of Horror, the internet's foremost Fumetti authority.
This guy’s got sex on the brain- literally. His sperm have somehow made the pilgrimage from his balls to the Mecca of his mind and taken control. It’s not in any of the panels, but apparently they’ve commanded him to pour acid into this poor woman’s vagina and get his rape on. Also not pictured, the effects of sticking your dick into an acid filled vagina. The outcome can’t be good. As for the in-come…
Babel Fish Translation: Thus... I overflow into you!
Later that evening, at the coroner’s office…
Babel Fish Translation: The sperms, males and females, are coupling themselves with frenzy.
That’s right. Anthropomorphic spermatozoa burst forth from the comely corpse with a resounding SFUZ! Then they crack open a bottle of vino and start having an ovum-less orgy. Bet you didn’t see that coming.
But this party is far from over. The zombie jizz- not content to copulate with their own kind- take it to the Navy Yard, where they happen upon a poor unsuspecting prostitute. Quicker than you can say Swuz! Fiz! Zik! they are all up in that shit like a sailor on shore leave. It looks like the start of a worldwide epidemic, but lucky for us, the mutant spoims are killed by the street walker’s gonorrhea filled gash. Crisis averted.
The whole thing is basically an elaborate parable for safe sex, and should be required reading in high schools across the country. Because lust is the fire which warms you in the night, scorching the edge of your soul. It’s fatal if swallowed, a love too much to hold, a deadly poison, a hot and heavy load.
I wish I would understand that. It seems to be hilarious XD
What a bizarre, but super-cool share!